the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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the power to know what time is not

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The power to make your parents walk into your room whenever you're masturbating.

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to have every superpower ever (including pointless ones) for one second every full moon, then have every pointless one for the rest of the time.

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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the power of the succulent game

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to reseal bottles!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!