the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The ability to play UNO without a tongue

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The power to look extremely attractive, only when ugly people are looking at you

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The power to get addicted to any drug ever unless you constantly use them.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to smell poop

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To call me maybe

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to fly but only when your in space.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The Pickle Touch- That is, the power to pickle any object by merely touching it.

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!