The ability to never have to take a shit again

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to silence explosions.

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The power to half your IQ and have it return to normal in an hour

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!