The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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The power to light someone's pants on fire by saying: "Lier Lier pants on fire"

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The ability to go 100% slower

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the power to taste your own spit

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The power to do nothing/

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Being a Spice Girl

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to become helpless at will.

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!