The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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50% invisibility while farting.

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The Power to Die instantly.

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the power to eat with your butt

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!