The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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A book on how to solve a paradix

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to have the aim of Torres

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The power to die on command

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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the ability to fail lie detector tests.... consistently.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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the ability vote up this superpower

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power to catch em all

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The ability to fart inwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!