The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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Being able to talk to fish, By turning into aquaman

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the power to be able to shoot death lazers but only at people you want alive

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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the power die if you think.

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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The power to do something when you do it.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to see through windows

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The power to do NOTHING!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!