The ability to pee 12% faster.

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The ability to make up an incredibly witty pointless superpower.

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Power to STFU!!

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The power to hypnotize aliens.

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The power to always make a street light turn red as you approach it!

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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

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the power to think about old pointless super powers ideas.

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The power to hear everyone masturbating in 1 km radius

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the power to become super attractive, when around blind people only

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The ablity to hate everything.

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The power to always know what time it is down to the millisecond in Hokkaido, Japan.

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The power to turn into a mouse. But only in front of a gang of cats.

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the ability to have $100,000,000 but owe your ex-wife $99,999,999

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The power to post the same shit twice.

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The power to go to hell

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The power to run fast, but turn black in the process. oh yea and the power only works in police stations

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power to see through glass doors

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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Pointless Superpower? The United States, of course...

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The power to walk into sliding glass doors. not through them. just into them.

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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the power to think of powers

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The power to change the temperature in a room up or down by 1 degree.

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The power to hold your breathe 1 second shorter than usualy when at a depth of over 20 feet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!