The power to instantly not be doing anything as long as you aren't doing anything beforehand.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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the power to remember th...

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to not have this superpower

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the power to... SHUT THE F*CK UP

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to go forward through time to a second from now. I wonder if I still be in this world then when I use that power though.

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The power of exact change

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The power to zoom in with your eyes, but only when looking to the sun.

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The power of being aquaman.

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The ability to teleport into a wall

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!