The power to ?-1.

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to see...oh i'm so wasted i forgot what i was going to type!

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The ability to teleport to distant locations with no way of returning.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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The power to have a massive nob on your forehead and to attempt to have sex with anything with more then one lump on its chest :D

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

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the power to bi ugly

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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Black power

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!