the power to turn star wars figurines into sticky notes, only on sunday afternoons

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to be an adventurer until you take an arrow to the knee.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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the power of make your leg invisible

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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the power to make toast into bread

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to fart flames

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!