The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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the power to turn gold into cottage cheese

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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Dejavu

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The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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The power to see through bones.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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the power to turn into a cheerio at will

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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the power to herd cats

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to transform gold into nothing.

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The power to ?-1.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!