The power to run if you have no legs

thumb_up thumb_down -3

The power of a power of a power of a power

thumb_up thumb_down -7

The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

thumb_up thumb_down -19

The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

The power to walk through walls, but get stuck half way!

thumb_up thumb_down -19

The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

thumb_up thumb_down -21

The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

thumb_up thumb_down -21

The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

thumb_up thumb_down -33

The power of making your tits smaller

thumb_up thumb_down -47

The power to read this text unless you can see it.

thumb_up thumb_down -75

The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

thumb_up thumb_down +116

The power to time travel to the present.

thumb_up thumb_down +112

The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

thumb_up thumb_down +64

the power to do sit on your couch all day

thumb_up thumb_down +64

The power to explode or fly at mach 10, but those powers can activate involuntarily, without warning

thumb_up thumb_down +38

to make water turn blue when you touch it.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

The power to only fly backwards and downwards.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

The power to spell backwards.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

thumb_up thumb_down +16

Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

thumb_up thumb_down +2

the immunity of death unless youre about to die

thumb_up thumb_down -10

the ability to restart the universe over and over again until existence is ripped apart

thumb_up thumb_down -12

The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

thumb_up thumb_down -16

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!