The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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the power to believe that im not a superior being......just a regular guy!!!

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The ability to control when a certain crow caws, but only of it was born in Bejing,China and raised in Ansterdam.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power of turning into a crushed can right after you got into a car accident.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to become an extremely attractive straight man in only the presence of 83 year old homosexual men

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to have an internal monologue voiced by Morgan Freeman.

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power to fly...backwards.

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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The ability to visually contract STD's

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The power to make santa come to your house, but he doesn't have presents to give you.

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The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!