The power to to kill chickens by touching them

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the power to bi ugly

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The power to find any object in an I-Spy book, but instantly forget the location of the previously found object.

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The power to spell backwards.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to focus with extreme power, only on your own focus though... Moral: Inception.

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The Power To Say Another One After every Sentence.....

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The ability to throw a boomerang and have it come back to you

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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the power to turn wine into water

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The power to shape shift into water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!