The power to know WTF is going on

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The ability to sling web like Spiderman except you can only shoot webs from your butt hole.

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to walk 1% faster.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to shit in your eye

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to sweeten sugar

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The power to do a hand stand with your feet

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!