The power to make hats fall in love.

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The ability to park very acurately

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Power to turn your liver invisible.

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The power to change water into seltzer.

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the power to cure cancer after having sex with the patient but only if they have aids

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to walk on water, but only when it is below 0 Degrees Celsius.

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Superheroes: The power to run away from danger.

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The ability to jump 3% lower.

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The power of X-Ray vision but you can see only through aluminum and tin cans.

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The power to talk to animals but them not give a crap what your saying

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The power to kiss your own elbow

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WHO'S THE DILLWEED WHO WRITES DUMB JOKES.?

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The power to telekinetically strap on the passengers seatbelt , but only when it's empty.

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The power to find kebbler elfs

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the power to make food shrimp.

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The ability to spontaneously combust

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the power to use telepathy with yourself.

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The power to become bald 50% faster

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The power to taste farts instead of smell them

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The ability of every superpower imaginable only while sleeping

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The ability to pee 12% faster.

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The power to always make a street light turn red as you approach it!

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Power to STFU!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!