The ability to li-li-li-lick you from your head to ur toes

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Power to STFU!!

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The power to become bald 50% faster

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The power to always make a street light turn red as you approach it!

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the power to become super attractive, when around blind people only

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The ability to pee 12% faster.

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the ability to have $100,000,000 but owe your ex-wife $99,999,999

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the power to use telepathy with yourself.

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The power to always know what time it is down to the millisecond in Hokkaido, Japan.

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The power to turn into a mouse. But only in front of a gang of cats.

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the power to have any superpover in world but only when sleaping

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The ability to make up an incredibly witty pointless superpower.

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The power not to be Chuck Norris

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The power to change the temperature in a room up or down by 1 degree.

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The power to make hats fall in love.

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The power to go to hell

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The power to travel back in time to the 1800s but only as a black guy.

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The ability to launch your fists off of your arms like rockets up to 50 yards, but you have to go and get them every time.

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The power to switch the position of your salivary glands and your prostate...

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The power to hold your breathe 1 second shorter than usualy when at a depth of over 20 feet

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The power to keep up in Jepordy.

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The power to see girls naked butt only when they are dead for over three weeks

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The power to have no power.

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The power to run in an endless circle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!