The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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anything Aquaman does

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The power to know everything but forget it instantly.

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power to smile uncontrollably.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to shit in your eye

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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the power to be powerless

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The ability to fly as high and as far as you want for 5 minutes, but you will always forget the time limit, and fall to the ground.

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!