The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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The power to envision 1 possible death scenario for any person you look at.

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The power to shape shift into water

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The power to wait 8 to 10 business days.

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The power to turn your head 360 degrees

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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the ability to manually control your breathing

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the power to make music for deaf people

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i like pie.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to sing at an uncontrollably high level, but not have the ability to dodge a water bottle

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The power to hurt the people you love

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to throw away and break your wine/blood glass away before yelling HAVE AT THY! At the comment below (below this one duh, you see the other brown box? Yeah that one genius) Moral: Yeah yeah, you dont get it, but its awesome because its a MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS!

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The power to eat edible things.

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The power to read minds only when people are thinking of broken pencils in a bowl full of acid.

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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the power to make toast into bread

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The ability to dress in a crappy costume on Halloween

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!