the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The ability to make the skin above your eyebrows really, really dry and flaky---whenever you want!

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to turn Coke into Pepsi

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The ability to walk on water. Unless the water is deeper than 0.000000000001 mm.

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The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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Being a Spice Girl

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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power to smell any mans underwear without getting caught... (works only on straight men)

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The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to eat multiple things at a time

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!