The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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power to breathe

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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Reverse Pooping

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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The power to smell everyone's crap from anywhere you go

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to jizz mango chutney

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power to not finish your....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!