the power to say candlejack and li

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to... We're sorry, but something went wrong. We've been notified about this issue and we'll take a look at it shortly.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to eat three times a day.

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The power to grow the pinky nail of your right hand

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to speak using their mouth

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to waste time thinking of and uploading pointless superpowers

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the power to fail at life

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!