the ability to find pointless superpower

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The power to talk to dust

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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the power to poop dogs without fur.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to give ANY girl the best orgasm she will ever have, but only when in Vatnajökulsþjóðgarður, Iceland. Between the local time of 3am-3:15am.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The power to hide your identity from anyone... who doesn't know who you are.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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the ability to die once you have died

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The power to make coins appear behind people's ears.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!