The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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i like pie.

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The super power to make sandwiches oober quick

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The power to fart slightly less deadly

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to clap louder than anyone else in the room but only at inappropriate times

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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the power to smell like shlt shlt.

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The ability to creat the worlds best computer but only if it doesnt work

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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power to orgasm over long distances

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to notice when things are photoshopped.

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!