The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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the power to dye your hair green but only if you are holding green hair dy and one you use it the green hair dye that you are holding goes away

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The power to talk to dust

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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The power of always having small, thin clothes in the winter.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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the power to fart terrible gas

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to make a camera appear when someone does something stupid.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to produce sweat when hot.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!