The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to make doors disappear at will.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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The power to stick huge Cactus`s up you`re ass and spit them out as beautiful flowers.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!