The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The ability to cross the Do Not Cross tape at crime scenes

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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The ability to teleport, but only into solid stone.

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The power to break through walls but forget to shout "OH YEAH!"

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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I have the power to make /b sarcastic, witty and funny.

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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The power to sleep on road trips but only if you're not in a car.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The ability to fully regenerate... your eyebrows.

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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the ability to tell time without a watch

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The power to be awkwardly placed in serious pictures.

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!