The ability to unknowingly make people to read this sentence.

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The power to turn into a frog that fires is lazah everytime someone says "Hey".

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The power to read minds. ...of those who went through brain death.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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the power to jizz spontaniously but only in school.

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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the power to die

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The Power Hear Everything that happens within the closest McDonald's

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to Google "Google".

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to walk over crisp packets 25% more quietly than the average person

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The power to use the english language to grammatical perfection. er, ferpection.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The ability to be frequently run over by an invisible car.

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The powre to speel thengs wrong but put things in the right order

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!