Have sex but not feel it

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

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The power to taste food 3 seconds before they eat it.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The ability to defy death... only when you commit suicide.

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power of night-blindness.

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The power to run at the speed of a human

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To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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the power to make a site called "pointless superpowers". Y U so pointless!!

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penis

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The power to make any can of soda react as though it has been dropped down a flight of stairs when you open it.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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the power to transform into a rock.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!