the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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power to breathe

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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Reverse Pooping

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The power to pee ants.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The have weak x-ray vision, while only seeing lead.

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the power to accurately find out the temperature of a room by holding out your index finger pointing towards the sealing , but that only in rooms that have dissabled children who have lost there hands in tragic accidents.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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the ability to find pointless superpower

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to do whatever you want in a dream.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!