The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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the power to sleep during day

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The power to teleport through open doors

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to give vegetables immortality.

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power of trolling your self

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The ability to make Mondays come after Sundays.

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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The ability to know everything about knowing nothing.

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!