The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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The Power of cheese

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The power to seduce any woman by saying dorito, but you dont have any genitals.

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The power to heal people. But only sometimes and after you got a medical education.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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the ability to only eat chocolate in months that do not have an "r" in them.

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to make anything smell like beets by touching it and saying "Sideburn!"

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to make out of thin air

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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the power to sleep during day

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to have any guy you want but every time he looks at you you turn more lesbian.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!