The power to read minds, but only those of the mentally disabled.

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    That would be an Amazing power for me

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    That'd be kinda useful if you were like a researcher or something.

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    Am I the only one who thought of Rainman? All the other savants? Exploit ALL the mentally disabled smart people!

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    well, that's retarded

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    Just because someone cannot express themselves verbally doesn't mean they can't express themselves mentally look at Stephan Hawking that man is one of the most brilliant minds of the 20 century regardless of his physical disability

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    Uh.....this is an awesome superpower, really useful for disabled people who turn nonverbal. Also, some with disabilities could have different perspectives and could be child prodigies or something so....

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