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The power to waste time reading pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive. (A.K.A. the ability to copy and paste but ONLY on a windows 95.)
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The power to shoot yourself up in the air, but only with a fart
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The power to swallow your saliva every time you breathe.
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I already have it!
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able to eat lemon and not taste sourness for 1 second more than a normal person
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The power to type/text quickly but u can only text/type 365 words a year
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How about the power to be a hipocrite
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The power to say a curse word randomly when you stub your toe on that glass table you have in your living room.
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ujyuitcyuj wtf prtkjgpofh
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Ha! I am your Arch Nemesis! Writing-Pointless-Superpowers guy!
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The power to have only this power.
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The power to steal electricity from your cellphone.
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Sss
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The power to not give a shit
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to have a grape sized head
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Holy shit, i have this one! :D
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The power to heal yourself but only when your not injured
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the power to sleep only after 12:00am
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the power to know every pointless super power
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The power to save up to 20# or more on car insurance.
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Done
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the power to shop till you drop
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The power to make doors squeak really loudly when you open them.
