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The power to waste time reading pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive. (A.K.A. the ability to copy and paste but ONLY on a windows 95.)
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The power to say a curse word randomly when you stub your toe on that glass table you have in your living room.
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able to eat lemon and not taste sourness for 1 second more than a normal person
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I already have it!
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The power to run really fast, but lose your legs.
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The power to breathe air while having a shit
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The power to have only this power.
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The power to swallow your saliva every time you breathe.
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Ha! I am your Arch Nemesis! Writing-Pointless-Superpowers guy!
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the power that you can make all babys stop crying
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the power to fly on a Sunday leap year on February 29 at around 3:14 while looking at a blue color for 12 seconds then spinning around 500 times and you can only fly for 2 seconds
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Holy shit, i have this one! :D
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The power to be talking about those reading pointless powers thinking that they should have something better doing and; forgetting that you too have something better to do!
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The power to steal electricity from your cellphone.
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The power to fly, but only when your touching the ground
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ujyuitcyuj wtf prtkjgpofh
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The power to be able to not understand how any website works
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The power to pull any woman, but your genitals fall off so you no longer want to.
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Sss
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The power to wear 50 sweaters at once, but ONLY 50 sweaters, no other clothes.
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the power to be the heavy wight champ...........in 85 bc
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How about the power to be a hipocrite
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Done
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the power to sleep only after 12:00am
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The ability to heal yourself slowly in the hospital.
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The power to breathe underwater ...for ten seconds every month.
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the power to shop till you drop
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The power of seein your ex Gf everywhere...FML.
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The power to be more socially awkward than you already are
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I am using that power right now!!!!
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The power to have water constantly shoot from your finger but only when u dot need it
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To be a pro skateboarder but not being able to skateboard.
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The ability to sleep after 7.00pm to 7.00am.
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The power to heal yourself but only when your not injured
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The power to shoot yourself up in the air, but only with a fart
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The power to turn invisible if you're on fire
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everyone has this one
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How do I add a Pointless Super Power?
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the power to turn gold into wood
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this sucks
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The ability to exist for exactly a Planck instant.
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im not zombie shit...i am bakul Obat Pelangsing perut Obat Pelangsing badan obat penurun berat badan
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The power to raise the decibel of any sound by 1
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the power to die when you shoot yourself in the head
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The power to save up to 20# or more on car insurance.
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the power to know every pointless super power
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The power to bend paper
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the power to think at the speed of thought
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the power to be the most clever person only when you are sleeping
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The power to turn mustard to ketchup 🤗
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The power to turn and shoot fire but only when its raining
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The power to type/text quickly but u can only text/type 365 words a year
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The ability to turn yourself into a couch during a battle
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the power to lose your superpower at will
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The power tobwath youtube for 5 days and no brakes
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How can we write one on our own?
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The power to take a dump whenever you want to.
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The power to walk 10% faster while eating dirt.
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the power to be wasting your time on the internet
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to have a grape sized head
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The Power To Manipulate School But You Get 10000x Homework After That
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The power to see through walls, but only if you're blindfolded
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The power to fly unless there's air or gravity
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The Power to be allergic to air
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the power too eat poop with a 1% chance to gain vitamins
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The Power to go into fictional worlds, but not interact with anything at all.
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the power to type backwa.nehw gniwonk tuohtiw ylmodnar sdr
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turning in to a toaster
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The power to waste time when typing sdrawkcab eyb eyb sresol
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The power to sense where nearby olives are located.
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the power to beat anyone in a dance competition so long as their legs are broken.
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the power to eat quadroooople a batteries aaaannnndddd wwwwrrrriiiitttteeee eeeevvvveeeery letter in ffffoooouuuurrrrssss
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the power to teliport poop to your butt.
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The power to become Jake Lloyd as his younger years when he was playing Anakin 5 times a day.
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i am doing something productive by reading this so LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPHOOOOOOOOOOLE
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The power to realise the gender of someone by looking at their genitals.
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The Power to uncontrollably raise your arm
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The power to not give a shit
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The power to die at will.
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you obviously don't have that power
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The power to not get annoyed by the bunch of people copying this joke and changing it bit to seem funny.
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The power to see anyone naked but only if they weigh over 300lbs
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The power to see the future, but only if it affects someone you don't know.
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the power to fart after watching a person fart in your face
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the power to be wasting your time on the internet
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this is a over used joke
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the power to become immune to fire but only when your living in china while kissing donald trump.
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the power to lose your superpower at will
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The power to show this to your girlfreind and make her brake up with you because she now thinks your a looser (Dammmmm you internet)
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The power to not be able to spell corectoley at the age of 12 (-_-)
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the power to do nothing.
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The power to expand your dong but only if you don't have a dong.
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i have a penis
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the power to summon pizza every 100years,and the pizza is made of poop
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The power to wear 50 sweaters at once, but ONLY 50 sweaters, nothing else
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The power to have x-ray vision when you close your eyes.
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The power to not be able to see move, talk, hear, touch or smell
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the power to gain any power you want... from this website
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THE POWER TO CRAP OUT YOUR MOUTH AND EAT WITH YOUR ASS
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The power to die at will
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the power to say something every time one of you loved ones dies
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The power to breathe 10x bigger breaths but only when you're underwater
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being able to know the exact number of things 1 Being able to instantly read books 2 Being able to never miss spell anything 3 being able to change into a 3 year old boy and a 87 year old woman 4 Being able to become Australian 5 Being able to teleport to McDonald's 6 Being able to teleport other superheroes to him self 7 Being able to turn into any stuffed animal 8 Being able to instantly watch every episode of the Simpsons 9 Being able to go into a tv show 10 Can break the fourth wall 11 He pees out acid and poops out dynamite 12 Doesn't need to go to the washroom 13 He can make squalls talk 14 He can't say lol 15 He doesn't need to breath but he still can drown 16 He can make anyone instantly friend him on Facebook and twitter 17 He can pee and poo when ever you want 18 He can turn into a dog 19 He can eat any food with out getting sick 20 He doesn't need to work something pays him 21 He can make his face move in any way 22
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The power to the people who know you forget about you and the people who don't know you know you
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LOL IKR!!!!!!
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The power of superhearing, but only when there's nothing around to hear.
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lol
