The power to waste time reading pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive. (A.K.A. the ability to copy and paste but ONLY on a windows 95.)

The power to say a curse word randomly when you stub your toe on that glass table you have in your living room.

able to eat lemon and not taste sourness for 1 second more than a normal person

The power to run really fast, but lose your legs.

I already have it!

The power to breathe air while having a shit

The power to have only this power.

Ha! I am your Arch Nemesis! Writing-Pointless-Superpowers guy!

The power to be talking about those reading pointless powers thinking that they should have something better doing and; forgetting that you too have something better to do!

The power to swallow your saliva every time you breathe.

The power to steal electricity from your cellphone.

Holy shit, i have this one! :D

the power that you can make all babys stop crying

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The ability to heal yourself slowly in the hospital.

The power to be able to not understand how any website works

The power to pull any woman, but your genitals fall off so you no longer want to.

Done

Sss

the power to be the heavy wight champ...........in 85 bc

the power to fly on a Sunday leap year on February 29 at around 3:14 while looking at a blue color for 12 seconds then spinning around 500 times and you can only fly for 2 seconds

The power to wear 50 sweaters at once, but ONLY 50 sweaters, no other clothes.

The power to fly, but only when your touching the ground

How about the power to be a hipocrite

the power to shop till you drop

the power to sleep only after 12:00am

The power of seein your ex Gf everywhere...FML.

The power to breathe underwater ...for ten seconds every month.

The power to shoot yourself up in the air, but only with a fart

To be a pro skateboarder but not being able to skateboard.

The ability to sleep after 7.00pm to 7.00am.

this sucks

I am using that power right now!!!!

The power to be more socially awkward than you already are

The power to heal yourself but only when your not injured

the power to be the most clever person only when you are sleeping

The power to turn invisible if you're on fire

everyone has this one

The power to take a dump whenever you want to.

The power to have water constantly shoot from your finger but only when u dot need it

the power to turn gold into wood

the power to type backwa.nehw gniwonk tuohtiw ylmodnar sdr

The power to save up to 20# or more on car insurance.

The ability to exist for exactly a Planck instant.

im not zombie shit...i am bakul Obat Pelangsing perut Obat Pelangsing badan obat penurun berat badan

How do I add a Pointless Super Power?

The power to raise the decibel of any sound by 1

the power to die when you shoot yourself in the head

the power to think at the speed of thought

The ability to turn yourself into a couch during a battle

The power tobwath youtube for 5 days and no brakes

How can we write one on our own?

the power to know every pointless super power

The power to turn and shoot fire but only when its raining

the power to teliport poop to your butt.

The power to bend paper

The power to type/text quickly but u can only text/type 365 words a year

The power to walk 10% faster while eating dirt.

the power to beat anyone in a dance competition so long as their legs are broken.

the power to be wasting your time on the internet

to have a grape sized head

The power to see through walls, but only if you're blindfolded

The power to fly unless there's air or gravity

The power to turn mustard to ketchup 🤗

The Power to go into fictional worlds, but not interact with anything at all.

the power to lose your superpower at will

the power too eat poop with a 1% chance to gain vitamins

turning in to a toaster

The power to sense where nearby olives are located.

The Power To Manipulate School But You Get 10000x Homework After That

The Power to be allergic to air

The power to waste time when typing sdrawkcab eyb eyb sresol

the power to eat quadroooople a batteries aaaannnndddd wwwwrrrriiiitttteeee eeeevvvveeeery letter in ffffoooouuuurrrrssss

i am doing something productive by reading this so LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPHOOOOOOOOOOLE

The power to die at will.

you obviously don't have that power

the power to be wasting your time on the internet

The power to become Jake Lloyd as his younger years when he was playing Anakin 5 times a day.

The Power to uncontrollably raise your arm

The power to see anyone naked but only if they weigh over 300lbs

The power to see the future, but only if it affects someone you don't know.

The power to realise the gender of someone by looking at their genitals.

the power to do nothing.

the power to become immune to fire but only when your living in china while kissing donald trump.

The power to show this to your girlfreind and make her brake up with you because she now thinks your a looser (Dammmmm you internet)

The power to not give a shit

The power to not be able to spell corectoley at the age of 12 (-_-)

The power to expand your dong but only if you don't have a dong.

this is a over used joke

The power to not get annoyed by the bunch of people copying this joke and changing it bit to seem funny.

the power to fart after watching a person fart in your face

the power to summon pizza every 100years,and the pizza is made of poop

the power to lose your superpower at will

i have a penis

The power to have x-ray vision when you close your eyes.

The power to wear 50 sweaters at once, but ONLY 50 sweaters, nothing else

the power to gain any power you want... from this website

THE POWER TO CRAP OUT YOUR MOUTH AND EAT WITH YOUR ASS

The power to not be able to see move, talk, hear, touch or smell

the power to say something every time one of you loved ones dies

The power to die at will

The power to breathe 10x bigger breaths but only when you're underwater

being able to know the exact number of things 1 Being able to instantly read books 2 Being able to never miss spell anything 3 being able to change into a 3 year old boy and a 87 year old woman 4 Being able to become Australian 5 Being able to teleport to McDonald's 6 Being able to teleport other superheroes to him self 7 Being able to turn into any stuffed animal 8 Being able to instantly watch every episode of the Simpsons 9 Being able to go into a tv show 10 Can break the fourth wall 11 He pees out acid and poops out dynamite 12 Doesn't need to go to the washroom 13 He can make squalls talk 14 He can't say lol 15 He doesn't need to breath but he still can drown 16 He can make anyone instantly friend him on Facebook and twitter 17 He can pee and poo when ever you want 18 He can turn into a dog 19 He can eat any food with out getting sick 20 He doesn't need to work something pays him 21 He can make his face move in any way 22

The power to the people who know you forget about you and the people who don't know you know you

The power of superhearing, but only when there's nothing around to hear.

The power to teleport to space with no way to survie