Pointless Superpowers - Pointless Super Powers

The power to waste time reading about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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I already have it!
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The power to say a curse word randomly when you stub your toe on that glass table you have in your living room.
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The power to be talking about those reading pointless powers thinking that they should have something better doing and; forgetting that you too have something better to do!
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able to eat lemon and not taste sourness for 1 second more than a normal person
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The power to take a dump whenever you want to.
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How about the power to be a hipocrite
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The power to wear 50 sweaters at once, but ONLY 50 sweaters, nothing else
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The power to swallow your saliva every time you breathe.
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everyone has this one
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The power to run really fast, but lose your legs.
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The power to turn and shoot fire but only when its raining
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this sucks
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the power to be wasting your time on the internet
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The power to pull any woman, but your genitals fall off so you no longer want to.
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ujyuitcyuj wtf prtkjgpofh
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the power to fly on a Sunday leap year on February 29 at around 3:14 while looking at a blue color for 12 seconds then spinning around 500 times and you can only fly for 2 seconds
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The power to see the future, but only if it affects someone you don't know.
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The power to breathe air while having a shit
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the power to die when you shoot yourself in the head
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The ability to heal yourself slowly in the hospital.
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Ha! I am your Arch Nemesis! Writing-Pointless-Superpowers guy!
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The ability to sleep after 7.00pm to 7.00am.
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The power to save up to 20# or more on car insurance.
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The power to breathe underwater ...for ten seconds every month.
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The power to fly, but only when your touching the ground
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The power to wear 50 sweaters at once, but ONLY 50 sweaters, no other clothes.
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The power of seein your ex Gf everywhere...FML.
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Sss
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the power to think at the speed of thought
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The power to have only this power.
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The power to shoot yourself up in the air, but only with a fart
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the power that you can make all babys stop crying
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The power to realise the gender of someone by looking at their genitals.
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The power to not get annoyed by the bunch of people copying this joke and changing it bit to seem funny.
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The power to sense where nearby olives are located.
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The power to be able to not understand how any website works
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The power to be more socially awkward than you already are
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The power to steal electricity from your cellphone.
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the power to turn gold into wood
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Done
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the power to shop till you drop
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The power to see through walls, but only if you're blindfolded
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The Power to go into fictional worlds, but not interact with anything at all.
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The power to show this to your girlfreind and make her brake up with you because she now thinks your a looser (Dammmmm you internet)
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How can we write one on our own?
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The ability to exist for exactly a Planck instant.
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the power to type backwa.nehw gniwonk tuohtiw ylmodnar sdr
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Holy shit, i have this one! :D
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the power to be the heavy wight champ...........in 85 bc
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the power to teliport poop to your butt.
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the power to lose your superpower at will
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The power to not be able to spell corectoley at the age of 12 (-_-)
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The power to turn invisible if you're on fire
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The power to heal yourself but only when your not injured
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The Power To Manipulate School But You Get 10000x Homework After That
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The power to fly unless there's air or gravity
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The power to raise the decibel of any sound by 1
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the power to summon pizza every 100years,and the pizza is made of poop
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to have a grape sized head
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The ability to turn yourself into a couch during a battle
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THE POWER TO CRAP OUT YOUR MOUTH AND EAT WITH YOUR ASS
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The power to have water constantly shoot from your finger but only when u dot need it
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turning in to a toaster
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The power to bend paper
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this is a over used joke
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i have a penis
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The power to see anyone naked but only if they weigh over 300lbs
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the power to be the most clever person only when you are sleeping
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The Power to uncontrollably raise your arm
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lol
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The power to not give a shit
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i am doing something productive by reading this so LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPHOOOOOOOOOOLE
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the power to eat quadroooople a batteries aaaannnndddd wwwwrrrriiiitttteeee eeeevvvveeeery letter in ffffoooouuuurrrrssss
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The power to turn mustard to ketchup 🤗
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The power tobwath youtube for 5 days and no brakes
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How do I add a Pointless Super Power?
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the power to fart after watching a person fart in your face
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The power to not be able to see move, talk, hear, touch or smell
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the power too eat poop with a 1% chance to gain vitamins
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the power to do nothing.
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you obviously don't have that power
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The power to type/text quickly but u can only text/type 365 words a year
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The power to have x-ray vision when you close your eyes.
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im not zombie shit...i am bakul Obat Pelangsing perut Obat Pelangsing badan obat penurun berat badan
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To be a pro skateboarder but not being able to skateboard.
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The power to talk to animals, but not have them understand you.
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the power to know every pointless super power
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I am using that power right now!!!!
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the power to be wasting your time on the internet
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the power to sleep only after 12:00am
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WHY?! JUST WHY!?!?!?!
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the power to say something every time one of you loved ones dies
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The power to expand your dong but only if you don't have a dong.
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The Power to be allergic to air
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The power to walk 10% faster while eating dirt.
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The power to destroy your very personal belongings
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Hey,here's a pointless superpower. The power to turn babies evil.
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Wow I'm a superhero! I'm doing this one right now 😂
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the power to gain any power you want... from this website
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The power to waste time when typing sdrawkcab eyb eyb sresol
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The power to breathe 10x bigger breaths but only when you're underwater
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LOL IKR!!!!!!
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the power to beat anyone in a dance competition so long as their legs are broken.
the power to become immune to fire but only when your living in china while kissing donald trump.
The power to die at will.
The power to die at will
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the power to lose your superpower at will
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The power of superhearing, but only when there's nothing around to hear.
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The power to burn a pice of burn paper
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how do u add your own power?
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The Power to make sure your are not flying

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to waste time reading about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive.

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