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The power to say a curse word randomly when you stub your toe on that glass table you have in your living room.
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I already have it!
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able to eat lemon and not taste sourness for 1 second more than a normal person
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The power to be talking about those reading pointless powers thinking that they should have something better doing and; forgetting that you too have something better to do!
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The power to wear 50 sweaters at once, but ONLY 50 sweaters, nothing else
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The power to swallow your saliva every time you breathe.
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The power to run really fast, but lose your legs.
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The ability to heal yourself slowly in the hospital.
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the power that you can make all babys stop crying
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How about the power to be a hipocrite
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The power of seein your ex Gf everywhere...FML.
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The power to breathe air while having a shit
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Ha! I am your Arch Nemesis! Writing-Pointless-Superpowers guy!
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the power to think at the speed of thought
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The power to steal electricity from your cellphone.
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Done
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the power to die when you shoot yourself in the head
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The power to breathe underwater ...for ten seconds every month.
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The power to pull any woman, but your genitals fall off so you no longer want to.
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the power to be the heavy wight champ...........in 85 bc
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The power to fly, but only when your touching the ground
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The power to be able to not understand how any website works
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The power to realise the gender of someone by looking at their genitals.
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The power to turn and shoot fire but only when its raining
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this sucks
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The ability to sleep after 7.00pm to 7.00am.
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the power to type backwa.nehw gniwonk tuohtiw ylmodnar sdr
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The ability to exist for exactly a Planck instant.
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the power to lose your superpower at will
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How can we write one on our own?
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The power to see through walls, but only if you're blindfolded
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Holy shit, i have this one! :D
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the power to fly on a Sunday leap year on February 29 at around 3:14 while looking at a blue color for 12 seconds then spinning around 500 times and you can only fly for 2 seconds
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The power to see the future, but only if it affects someone you don't know.
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The power to be more socially awkward than you already are
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everyone has this one
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the power to shop till you drop
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The power to not be able to spell corectoley at the age of 12 (-_-)
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The power to have only this power.
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How do I add a Pointless Super Power?
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the power to be wasting your time on the internet
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the power to teliport poop to your butt.
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The ability to turn yourself into a couch during a battle
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The power to walk 10% faster while eating dirt.
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the power to sleep only after 12:00am
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Sss
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The power to save up to 20# or more on car insurance.
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The power to have water constantly shoot from your finger but only when u dot need it
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The power to take a dump whenever you want to.
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The power to wear 50 sweaters at once, but ONLY 50 sweaters, no other clothes.
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The power to raise the decibel of any sound by 1
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ujyuitcyuj wtf prtkjgpofh
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the power to turn gold into wood
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The power to turn invisible if you're on fire
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im not zombie shit...i am bakul Obat Pelangsing perut Obat Pelangsing badan obat penurun berat badan
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The power to sense where nearby olives are located.
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The power to turn mustard to ketchup 🤗
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The Power to go into fictional worlds, but not interact with anything at all.
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The power to show this to your girlfreind and make her brake up with you because she now thinks your a looser (Dammmmm you internet)
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turning in to a toaster
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The power to heal yourself but only when your not injured
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The power to fly unless there's air or gravity
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To be a pro skateboarder but not being able to skateboard.
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to have a grape sized head
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the power to do nothing.
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The power tobwath youtube for 5 days and no brakes
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I am using that power right now!!!!
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the power to be the most clever person only when you are sleeping
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the power to be wasting your time on the internet
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The power to shoot yourself up in the air, but only with a fart
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The power to see anyone naked but only if they weigh over 300lbs
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The power to bend paper
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The Power To Manipulate School But You Get 10000x Homework After That
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The power to not get annoyed by the bunch of people copying this joke and changing it bit to seem funny.
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the power to become immune to fire but only when your living in china while kissing donald trump.
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The Power to uncontrollably raise your arm
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the power to beat anyone in a dance competition so long as their legs are broken.
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the power to lose your superpower at will
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the power to know every pointless super power
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i am doing something productive by reading this so LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPHOOOOOOOOOOLE
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The power to waste time when typing sdrawkcab eyb eyb sresol
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The power to type/text quickly but u can only text/type 365 words a year
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the power too eat poop with a 1% chance to gain vitamins
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The power to become Jake Lloyd as his younger years when he was playing Anakin 5 times a day.
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The power to expand your dong but only if you don't have a dong.
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i have a penis
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you obviously don't have that power
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The power to waste time reading pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive. (A.K.A. the ability to copy and paste but ONLY on a windows 95.)
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the power to summon pizza every 100years,and the pizza is made of poop
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THE POWER TO CRAP OUT YOUR MOUTH AND EAT WITH YOUR ASS
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the power to say something every time one of you loved ones dies
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The power to have x-ray vision when you close your eyes.
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the power to fart after watching a person fart in your face
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The power to die at will.
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the power to eat quadroooople a batteries aaaannnndddd wwwwrrrriiiitttteeee eeeevvvveeeery letter in ffffoooouuuurrrrssss
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The Power to be allergic to air
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the power to gain any power you want... from this website
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this is a over used joke
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The power to breathe 10x bigger breaths but only when you're underwater
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The power to not be able to see move, talk, hear, touch or smell
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The power to not give a shit
