the ability to time travel 5 minutes into the past this power recharges every 5 minutes

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to see the present.

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to grow giant, sharp and needly painful dildoes out of any surface just by sitting on it.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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the power to sleep during day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!