The power to give vegetables immortality.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The Power to die at will

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to fly with your feets on the ground

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to be invisible when your eyes are closed.

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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the super power of being a housewife..

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to have consensual sex with any dog of your choice.

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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the power to see when the lights are on

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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THe power to become Hot Pink. Forever!

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!