- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

the power to shoot poop very far out your butt

The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

The power to turn gold into stones.

The power to stay a virgin

The power to exist

the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

The power to cheat death, but only when your alive...

The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

how bout the power to shit bricks....

the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to never drop something, as long as it is touching the ground. - JC

The ability to have no abilities.

The power to write in invisible ink

The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

Pointless Super Powers