The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The ability to be a rock

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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Swiss army teeth.

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to shower naked.

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!