- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to live again but only while your still alive.

To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

The power to have morning sickness in the evening.

The power to make other people hold their breath.

The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

The power to jump, but only on the ground.

The power to think out loud without saying a word

The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

the ability to lick your own elbow

The power to kill yourself.

the power to glow in the light

The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

The power to have a small penis

The ability to see the world from a rock's perspective. Everywhere there is a rock you see what is around it. But rocks don't have eyes.

The power to smell farts nearby

Pointless Super Powers