the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to be dead

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The power to make doughnuts rapidly advance in age

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The ability to do nothing

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!