To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The ability to spontaneously get drunk, but only when writing your exams

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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the power that will cut off your penis and just growing it back for every hour of your life

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to go back in time, but only 1 second back and with a 10 second recharge.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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the power to tell Austin Zachrich to go pee

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The power to freeze ice

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The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to become black!

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the power to know when a politician is lying

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!