Telekinetic power over styrofoam

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to die when you are happy

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The power to think about thinking about having the power to be stupid

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the power to turn O2 into CO2

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the power to stub your toe while gardening and only cry for twenty minutes.

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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Listen to Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black everywhere you go.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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the power to like charlie

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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The power to jerk off without using your hands

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The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to be hating when you see me rollin. Moral: ;D

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!