The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The ability to read your own mind

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

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The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

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The power to have all of your genes inherited from your parents

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power to never finish what you sta...

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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the power of super intelligence to go to college and actually expect a job these days.

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The power to be indecisive about which seat you can take.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!