The power to reseal bottles!

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

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The power to eat your poop

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The power to instant nose-bleed, but not be able to stop it.

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The ability to turn on lamps through doors when it's bright.

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Third armpit.

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to write pointless superpowers

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to revive people with terminal disease, and still they have it.

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!