- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

The ability to lose all your limbs on command.

the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

the power to fly, but only when you poop

The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The power of night-blindness.

The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

The power to pick your nose but you happen to be Lord Voldermot

The power to understand irony.

The power to shit out toilet paper.

the power to see through clothes in a gay bar.

The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

done something sexual with some type of food?

the ability to shoot a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!