The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to spit so hard and fast that you hit yourself in the back of the head every time... and it can only be used once, because its so hard it goes trough everything...(thus hits you in the skull duh) including your skull... Moral: Remember kids! Protect, Serve and Survive, and ask your mommy and daddy why they make the sexytime... their response may be pretty interesting...

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The ability to change the color of your socks while wearing shoes

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

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The power to fart to inside. By mouth.

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The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

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The power to freeze time, but not unfreeze it.

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The power to walk through air.

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The ability to make any girl hook up with you, while your penis is numb

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Power that makes you perfect in being useless

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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levi Hahne is gay

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The Power to make PotNoodle...

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!