- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

the power to go slower than a snail :l

The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

The ability to not live forever

to do nothing

The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

the power to kiss your own ass

The power to teleport homeless people to the sun

The power to make a Stegosaurus appear when you make a time-machine!

The power to transform yourself into a door.

The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The power to open doors that are already open

Immunity to curable diseases.

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

Pointless Super Powers