- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to put up with your in-laws.

The power to do nothing with your life.

The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

The power to turn into a pebble

The power to fly 3 inches.

the power to inhale and exhale air

The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

Third armpit.

The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

The power of being pointless

The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

The power to turn into random objects

The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

The power to do a back flip by drinking water during a front flip

the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

Pointless Super Powers