The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to drink alcohol without getting drunk.

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The power to telepathically fold paper.

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The power to Google "Google".

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the power to be able to get pointless superpowers

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to change different colours depending on you feel.

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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

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The power of immortality, but only when you try to commit suicide.

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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the power to talk backwards

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to have hindsight.

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to not move but your always happy.

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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The power to fly, but only fly north

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!