the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

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The power to eat food.

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to immediately become comatose every time you blink.

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The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The Superpower to DEMAND thumbs ups! Moral: Is it really pointless? Consider this a social experiment of mine, I mean the "pewer" one made my day, thank you everybody, I am used to thumb my comments up myself so they stay a bit longer (being modest as always), thanks.

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to have extreme S and M sex with Rosie O Donnell at will, you as the submissive.

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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the power to talk backwards

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The power of making your tits smaller

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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The power to count the number of hair on your head.... Backwards!

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The power to whant badly to have kids but you give birth to massive amounts of spiders, ducklings and some undefined type of small feline instead of childen

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Dejavu

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The power to do reverse moonwalk

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teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The power to be fireproof under water

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!